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By fmlTGOD - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4

you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel

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GamerMaster2041 12

she just wanted to dump you with a reason. Stupid reason. Burn her fav cloths

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cubancgar 0

I love your girlfriend ... What's her number?

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Carlie_McCartney 1

Good riddance ! You don't need to change yourself (or drink, that matter) to satisfy her (:

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fusebox 0

Loosen up and get some beers into ya.

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GRRSOM 7

I had a girlfriend who actually preferred my personality when I was buzzing. Had to get rid of her eventually lol.

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lalalandohyeah1 4

Tell her you were gonna break up with her for the same reasons...

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OhJohnNo 1

I'm sorry, but this is just funny to read.

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saturnsonic 3

Send her my way... ;-)

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MamiiSmilez 6

Aww; Too badd. She was a keeper(:

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