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By fmlTGOD - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 317
You deserved it 5 782

Top comments

CinderellaC 4

you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel

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excuses excuses ! Don't worry about it you'll find a good chick soon .

i'm confused as to how thats a problem. i mean even if she is a heavy drinker-shouldn't she want someone sober to be there for her when she needs it? God she's twisted. Hope you let the idiot go.

Honestly you probably make her feel like she has a problem. I kinda felt like that with my bf for a while then I just toned my drinking down...you don't need to be drunk off your ass to have fun.

Katen_SLUtah 0

Crappy ? shows how immature she is!! I wouldn't like it if my boyfriend drank a lot either!! People need to realize that getting High and drunk isn't #1 priority!! It's family, Heath, friendship ect! Hang in there ?

Majstr 23

I think she has a problem. You are better off her.

Start drinking more dumbass lol jk don't do that

What the... that's ridiciulous... good thing she broke up with you O_o