Likely story

By Gabriela - 23/11/2011 01:00

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
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chelseaheming 0

Damn frogs are EVERYWHERE!

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klovemachine 24

some farts sound like they came from a frog

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HannahPaloozah 0

That's funny that Peter holding his dead frog in a box is your picture when you commented ribbit :). Yeah I kinda killed the obvious joke by explaining it but.... Oh well :)

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skeezle 0

It could've been the barking spiders.

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thatdesertdude 7

you get 10,000 internets for knowing about barking spider's.

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bansheebomber 14

Barking spiders were burping, I thought. I always thought mouse on a motorcycle was farting ^^

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meeeaner_th 16

Hahaha, these things happen. Why make a big deal out of it if it embarrassed him? Just laugh it off :)

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FYLDeep 25

You can't really blame the frogs though. Of course they're going to have gas. Think of how much Budweiser they drink.

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coltsrock37 15

Considering you n me are from Wisco FYLDeep, you'd think they'd favor Miller Lite...

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FYLDeep 25

Nah, I asked them. The first one said "Bud", the second "Wies", and the third "Er". That's definitive enough for me.

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RedPillSucks 31

That's because you didn't listen to the entire response. Frog1: Bud, FYLDeep is axing a question Frog2: Wies this guy asking about beer? Frog3: Er, we drink real beer. Canadian or Australian. Drinking American beer is like making love in a canoe. ******* close to water

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FYLDeep 25

Eh, it was a typo. I miss stuff.

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perdix 29

Yeah, FYLDeep, WTF? How can you pimp Bud after what that team that plays in Busch Stadium did to our beloved Brewers? You know, the team that features NL MVP, Ryan Braun (suck it, Pujols!) They are named after a stupid bird, but our team honors the professional makers of tasty, intoxicating beer!

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FYLDeep 25

I didn't realize I was making a statement about which beer was better. I thought I was just stating what type of beer those alcoholic frogs drink.

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cheeseboy77 0

FTfrogs life. poor frogs. having people blame them for all sorts of crap.

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