Lipstick drama

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML
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perstephane 4

Amen - go get one who isn't crazy. Or, at least one who's less crazy.

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PonPonPattaPon 0

Haha, or maybe the OP should just ******' was himslef off like a normal person would? YDI

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PonPonPattaPon 0

Haha, or maybe the OP should just take a shower? Y'know, like a normal person? YDI

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weqg 0

Your ex is a stupid ****, and a drunk for that matter.

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Malfunkshun 1

Women are usually able to identify the lipstick shade they wear.

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Smile_A 0

Don't give up like this. She was probably very hurt, and therefore didn't want to listen. But hey if you show up with flowers and tell her you love her and explain, you get bonuspoints forever. (seriously, I don't know why everybody complains, girls are quite easy to please =P)

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lolsucks4u 0

I agree with 91 OP you need to just explain to her that it was her when she was drunk and if she still doesn't believe you then just move on.

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MonaaLisaa_fml 0

Omgg that's terribleee x/3 .

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mowmowlife 21

Maybe it was just her excuse? Either way you have my sympathy OP

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