Lipstick drama

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML
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perstephane 4

Amen - go get one who isn't crazy. Or, at least one who's less crazy.

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Flounder 2

You deserve it for letting her drive drunk. On the off chance your area in Missouri has a fantastic late-night public transit system, you two are neighbors, or she's very environmentally friendly and therefore walks/rides her bike, I apologize. But since that is most likely not the case, you both are a couple of **** ups.

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aTRAGEDY 0

my question is y was the lipstick still there u kno imma have to call bullshit on this one u sir have just one my very 1st shananigans post CONGRATULATIONS

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PutDownTheGun 0

Good riddance indeed. Had the relationship continued, you'd probably wind up alone with half your stuff and paying child support.

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Polionixon 2

Maybe she planned it because she couldn't think of any other way to break up with u :P What?! you never know :P

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chocolates 0

she probably planned all that so she has an excuse to dump you.

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FerrariCake 2

Sounds like a case for Forensic Files. You need Dr Henry Lee to prove your case.

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andy87 0

i hate the assholes who say "you deserved it" HOW THE HELL DID HE DERSERVE IT?!?!?!?!

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blastvortex 3

Nah. YDI. (1) If you don't like or want to deal with relationship trouble, then don't make relationships. (2) You let yourself take advantage of her. (3) Your girlfriend is a ditz, but you're the one that picked her.

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