Lipstick drama

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML
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perstephane 4

Amen - go get one who isn't crazy. Or, at least one who's less crazy.

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

That's why you always wash make up off no matter who it's from

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The_9th_Doctor 18

you deserve it for not wiping it off

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Mabonga 12

blame the lipstick but, a shower wouldnt have hurt - she probably meant

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gatorgirl7563 22

I clicked, "I agree, your life sucks," just for the record, but now I kinda feel like YDI just for letting your really drunk girlfriend drive away from your house.

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nick3600 22

That's her problem. You dodged a bullet right there, sir

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