Birthday, Dogs, Cats and Grandparents: Liquid fun

Liquid fun

By Cat - 13/06/2010 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML

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You deserved it 4 211

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML

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You deserved it 2 613

By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 13:38 - United States - Hudson Falls

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 238

SATAN!

By Anonymous - 08/12/2021 02:01

Today, my nana tried to drown my pet rat because it's white with red eyes, and red eyes mean it’s Satan in disguise, and yet my mom still refuses to admit she needs to be in a nursing home. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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You deserved it 49 541

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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You deserved it 164

By Kyle - 20/06/2019 20:06

Today, I celebrated my 30th birthday by accidentally knocking my fiancée’s tooth out with her glass as she tried to a sip. FML

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You deserved it 257

Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got piss drunk off two glasses of wine and kept telling me how I'm "so... ROUND!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 427

You deserved it 2 559

By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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You deserved it 3 685

jenni305 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:09

Wow, our grandmas should party together ! My grandma got so drunk, she ran around the block naked .

iondadola 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:09

Gotta love that Nana!

Comments

JokeMeister 0

Monday 14 June 2010 3:06

Grandma's A FREAK! Imagine her as a youngster.

XexyWinch 0

Monday 14 June 2010 3:15

dayum she knows how to party!

Inez823 0

Monday 14 June 2010 4:37

I agree with #66. She is just having a good time.

CurseYourLove 0

Monday 14 June 2010 4:40

nasty ! 

dirtyrussian97 0

Monday 14 June 2010 4:45

yea and how did that turn out?

ratrodhoney 0

Monday 14 June 2010 4:48

That's one bad ass old bitch

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Monday 14 June 2010 6:12

well at least shes still enjoying life! haha ur nana has the same bday as me!

BakNBitz 0

Monday 14 June 2010 6:40

why does everyone say Nana???

Samko_chan 5

Monday 14 June 2010 6:58

LMAO.

kayPandastyle 15

Monday 14 June 2010 6:58

thats freakin hilarious lol =] but FYL for having someone shove dentures in ur mouth

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