Birthday, Dogs, Cats and Grandparents: Liquid fun

Liquid fun

By Cat - 13/06/2010 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML

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You deserved it 4 211

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 13:38 - United States - Hudson Falls

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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SATAN!

By Anonymous - 08/12/2021 02:01

Today, my nana tried to drown my pet rat because it's white with red eyes, and red eyes mean it’s Satan in disguise, and yet my mom still refuses to admit she needs to be in a nursing home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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You deserved it 164

By Kyle - 20/06/2019 20:06

Today, I celebrated my 30th birthday by accidentally knocking my fiancée’s tooth out with her glass as she tried to a sip. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got piss drunk off two glasses of wine and kept telling me how I'm "so... ROUND!" FML

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You deserved it 2 559

By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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jenni305 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:09

Wow, our grandmas should party together ! My grandma got so drunk, she ran around the block naked .

iondadola 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:09

Gotta love that Nana!

Comments

habeeboburky94 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:28

Scaramouch Scaramouch will you do the fandango ? Hahahaha Gah I'm bored haha.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 14 June 2010 20:03

Bored? But the thunderbolts and lightening are so very very frightening!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 14 June 2010 20:05

lightning*

MrCalves 1

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:33

press her life alert button!

aardvarkish 16

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:46

Granny's got spunk!

ToNstAAr 8

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:49

Thats gross. ;s

thinkblue_88 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:59

haha. nana's are wild.

amazingjane 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:15

awesome! she deserves to have fun!

tategibson 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:22

yeah I slipped something in her drink. Sorry about that...

metalmaiden 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:30

Oh god dentures are disgusting. FYL OP. Hahaah :D

lovesamystery 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:46

lmfao ur grandma rocks!!! ;D

Moshpoint0 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 21:03

What makes you think that? Maybe old granny was a straight-laced schoolgirl and lived a very "typical" lifestyle for her era. Now that her husband is six feet under, Ms. Saggytits McDentures is free to get her freak on and consume copious amounts of liquor to make up for lost time.