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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Great. - 22/02/2013 22:32 - Brazil - Belo Horizonte

Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By Gilbert - 04/02/2025 00:00 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By mala_19 - 12/06/2017 14:00 - Sweden

Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy car for kids, and no, it was not in one piece when she finally got out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By Jim - 23/01/2025 03:00 - Canada

Today, I gave my nephew a toy car as a gift. He opened it, looked at it for two seconds, and then spent the next hour playing with the cardboard box it came in. Apparently, I could’ve saved $20 and just bought him a box. FML

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By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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By kilo1_13 - 04/06/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at my retail job. A customer stopped me on my way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe. She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me. I finished and put the cleaning supplies away when I heard a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe. FML

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SweetestSin 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:16

shouldn't a 7 year old know NOT to do shit like that?

Sappheyes 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 15:09

That by the age of 7, they understand not to break gifts. Before I was 7, I knew perfectly well what a snowglobe was and that they were not meant to be broken for the item inside. I had, and still have, a certain nicely made one that I always thought was pretty. Her son may not have liked the gift as much as I liked mine, that's fine, but it doesn't give him an excuse to smash it. My thought is that, like any other mentally competent 7 year old, he knew what he was doing, he's just a little brat who doesn't appreciate what people give to him.

Comments

BurnIt2TheGround 0

Friday 1 January 2010 2:57

did it seriously take you a week to take apart a snowglobe!?!

PattisonDaStud 0

Friday 8 January 2010 2:28

ur kid is a stud

clrknt87 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 6:11

Today I found out that my ex of three year who I thought I'd b with forever was engaged...we broke up two weeks ago...and to make it better my hours at work were cut from 52 to 20 a week bc my bosses son felt like working this month...and a month ago my truck caught fire and burnt...I wonder what else could help my depression

onexgun 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 6:24

I agree with #29

Wildbluesun 2

Saturday 26 June 2010 14:08

How is a snowglobe a poor gift for a 7 year old? When I was 7 I used to go over to my friend's house and ignore him so that I could play with his mum's snowglobes. (...I know how that sounded, yes.)

thefmlinator 10

Wednesday 25 August 2010 15:19

lil a-hole

fricgm 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 1:17

And this is why I hate kids.

ImTheAlpha 30

Wednesday 4 April 2012 1:47

My mom gave me a snowglobe when I was 3, and it's still intact.

answeryourphone 3

Saturday 15 December 2012 23:30

You're kid is a dumbshit. I don't care how old he is. Nobody just smashes a snowglobe like that to "play with what's inside"

JustTemporary 24

Thursday 28 November 2013 17:57

He's seven and a boy. Boys don't typically like snow globes because they are there to be pretty. FYL cause he broke it, but again he's seven and a boy.