Little shit

By BIGCHEIFAAA - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Union City

Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML
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iarefatal 9

Just pick the little bastard up and carry him away. He won't be so tough then.

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boofgall 16

What a charming person he'll grow up to be. Great parenting!

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Reaper1984 13

I hope I'm not the only one here who believes a 7 year old shouldn't be calling an adult a pussy.

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Ozuru 11

People before your comment have noted it also.

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implastikz 7

i bet you did not make to it to 5

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GrinchFu1 27

All you have to tell her when he leaves the room is that you let him win. You didn't wanna lower his self esteem and wanted him to feel like a winner. You'll like the bigger man and she'll think your a big sweetheart! Then, later, punch him in his seven year old face! Lol

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challan 19

Op, you "let" him win to make him feel better about himself.

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01Ben21 10

You got likes because you're a girl, I got dislikes because I'm dashingly handsome. :P

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Zomg_Okay 26

OBJECTION! 51, you got downvotes because your comment was ******* stupid.

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kianaaa32 17

The fact that your bio says "Holler at me..." may also contribute to your downvotes.

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liltwistism 12

In the little boy's defense....why is your girlfriend dating a pussy?

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Adhdkid107 9

What a dick. I mean he's 7, he should be playing basketball or soccerball not practicing push-ups.

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Zimmington 21

You don't practice push-ups. It's a form of exercise. You know, for sports like basketball & soccer.

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emilyjgraham 34

He's a dick because he practices push ups?! Eh? He's a kid, tonnes of kids are competitive and many ways of competing as a kid was to be good at something or to be better than an adult at something! Regardless of what that is.

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CheeseHater 23

When I was seven I could easily do more than 20 pull ups. Now I'm lucky if I could ever get over 10. So it's about weight, and him not weighing more than 40kg. Probably even less than 35.

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Llamacod 11

Yea, all about weight and being a pussy

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