Locked and loaded

By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 195
You deserved it 43 447

Same thing different taste

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Checking your pockets for keys before you break a window usually works. But that's just me.

Airman1988 9

So you managed to search the ground and find a spoon but not your own pocket for a key?

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Airman1988 9

So you managed to search the ground and find a spoon but not your own pocket for a key?

lol i dont under stand why people when breaking window dont break of the exxes glass? you broke the window and when replacing it they use a new pane so wtf

10% chance it's under the rug near the front door?

jaredjudd21 2

So that's what that lump was, I thought it was the orange chicken I kept for later.

You'd think your pockets would be the first place you'd look...

BrianAlarcon 0
cjcstuart 7

Lol I was thinking the same thing.

Sounds like more of a drinking thing. A person who is high would have forgotten them in the first place.

On the bright side, you can make up a cool story about how you got the wound. "I was wrestling a bear, and was clearly winning, so he called in reinforcements. Before I knew it, 30 other bears had surrounded me. I managed to win, but they left this scar on my leg."

Oh so you thought you got locked out, without checking your pockets. YDI OP

BrianAlarcon 0

That sucks....Maybe check your pocket next time?

frankothetanko 0

and then you can be in the band Iwrestledabearonce