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Lonesome

By AwesomePGnarles - 13/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

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By Nadaz - 05/04/2012 11:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

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Kat_MS 0

Friday 13 February 2009 12:25

Aww...I feel the same with males quite often. But it takes time. Hey, who knows, maybe one day you'll find a woman who appreciates a man who knows his Transformers history ;)

UnleashedKilla1 4

Saturday 5 April 2014 1:53

Don't worry OP, no one knows anything about women, and how they work. Including us with girlfriends.

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jessiejedi 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:28

Strangely,I find that hawt.;D Ima girl,btw.ha.

jessiejedi 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:28

Strangely,I find that hawt.;D Ima girl,btw.ha.

gowzer90 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:41

knowledge is power - harness urs go to a pub quizz.dont moan about it. u never know when u need to know how unicorn died or how many transformer episodes are or how long an average episode takes to make.watch top gun about knowledge about girls. not an FML just a very unimaginitive OP

bigraws23 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:13

See you on W.OW. my friend. my level 40 dragon will so wip your level 45 trolls ass no that I have the stone of the casscade. NOT!!!!!!! wow

sammerz_88 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:28

one of the most attractive guys I know has that same ring tone. His gf is a total hottie.

Besker 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:04

Don't worry, Transformers is awesome, except for the newer ones, they really do kind of blow. but there's nothing wrong with being a G1&G2/Beast Wars fan. it's a far better series than most the shit they're making today

My_averageFML 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 11:29

Wow aren't we a little slow.

omnomnomomnom 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 10:06

You should talk to me. I love Transformers. 8D

omnomnomomnom 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 10:09

tobikuma 0

Monday 26 October 2009 3:18

Transformers are awesome =D well.... except the newer ones.... -coughs-

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