Long time coming

By I'm the boss, not you - 26/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML
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Hangryko 31

Because you are a monster. I hope he sues you.

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L0life29 6

you’re a piece of shit

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I can't sugar coat this. You are a f***ing asshole. You're stealing from your employees, and when you get caught, you fire them? I hope you get sued and someone better gets your job. Everyone's treating you like a monster because you ARE a monster. Be grateful they're not treating you like a criminal, which is even more what you are.

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JuneBleeds4 17

I question the legitimacy of posts like these. They're too "Jerry Springer" for their own good.

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Evolving_Squid 15

Possibly only as far as the firing. Personally, I've experienced having my lunch stolen repeatedly, and fixed it with lots of habaneros and other comestibles, but nobody has ever threatened my job for it... probably because if they did they'd have to answer for the thefts.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Go **** yourself. I hope you end up living in a gutter.

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MistressAfrodite 5

you’re a colossal asshole !!!! wtf is wrong with you

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Evolving_Squid 15

So you steal lunch, and someone retaliates, so you fire him? I hope you have a good lawyer, because that fired employee is due for a good payday I'd think.

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