Look out!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, on my way to work, I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML
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thecanadian341 0

Well now someone else has to dodge two dead ones

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jazzybaby179 22

That must have drove you crazy.

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theboss42 0

Well of corse you wouldnt hit the dead one it's no points

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timmyliao 5

Today, I had a dream that I saved a hackled animal, but once I brought it back home, it starved to death the next day. I know the guilt:(

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perdix 29

Good move! You get more points for hitting the live ones. If you ran over the dead one, all you'd be doing is tenderizing some redneck's supper.

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kateheartswaffle 0

I laughed. I'm going to hell.

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gunner2590 0

Do you work in Bambi's forest or something, where are these animals coming from?

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