Look out!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, on my way to work, I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 549
You deserved it 9 173

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iamaleccarlson 0
Chaos187 6

What If it were a moose or deer? :O

Damn_Hippster 11

its actually safer to drive through because it less likely to lose control of the vehical...if you slam on the brakes its a hell of a lot more dangrous

enonymous 8

Sounds like a feast! BBQ anyone?

Aww man you could've gone two-for-two and hit both...oh well...

Wow, that sucks. I hope your car's okay and not too nasty! Also, 1- you're* (:

52- I'll make it! :). Anyways this one time I hit a massive skunk and my car stank for weeks :/

Other people might've just seen you attempt (successfully) to hit the live one.

AllThatHit 7

I was waiting for someone to say that 83 lol

chell1894 13

That's just the most epic/ironic fail I've ever heard of.

Well now someone else has to dodge two dead ones

But what if they try, but accidentally hit a third one? Inception?

Wow. Is it just me or have there been like 10 similar FMLs to this one in the past few months ?

61 so you're saying that people don't hit animals on the road every few months?

If you can dodge a dead one, you can dodge 2.

And what if the one after that comes and needs to dodge 4 of them? ... Ok this is getting it to far and over doing a joke makes it not funny

Georgieeporgiee 9

My little brother was on his bike and rode over a dead rabbit... It's guts exploded... & 60 your so pretty and skinny& I'm so jealous of you!:(

Georgieeporgiee 9

Now the next car has to avoid hitting two dead animals lol

This is starting to look like some brutal game of frogger that involves all kinds of forest critters.

Well, you tried. At least you feel bad about it. Some people hit animals for sport. FYL

oboewhore_xD 6
texas_redneck88 10

You're a redneck though. You have nothing better nor more intelligent to do.

flockz 19

not true my neighbor's a redneck and he shoots bill collectors as they walk up the sidewalk to my house for me.

That's the redneck code of honor flockz. If they don't pay bills, their neighbors shouldn't either.

ChuckNorris141 0

That's me, I do that all the time

ya one of those people are my dad /:

75, does that explain all the damage on the front end of your vehicle?

Stalkers 0

It is hunting for the people who cant shoot.

Brighton_Cruz 20

Well i mean......i can call them something else besides bitches.

Yeah hitting an animal on the road definitly makes you awsome.

chell1894 13

I just like this because in my head I hear Seth Rogan saying it :)

borkchop1992 15

honestly, i will always ydi people who swerve to hit a cat and end up hitting something else

It says a dead animal. It could have been a deer, bear, large wild cat, moose, coyote, etc. I recently swerved to avoid a very large deer because I didn't want my car or person to get pwnt.

yes YDI for not wanting to **** up your car

phoenixslayer69 4

Pull over, gut the deer and place on roof of car. Drive home and enjoy....

No, but OP deserves it for not looking at where he was swerving. "I know I ran over that child officer, but if I hit that deer the damage to my car would have been significantly more expensive to fix.

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Well you need to pay attention to all of the road...

Awww! Did you kill the animal that was alive?

mikeeg 0
Magic1 9

No... That's my answer to your profile picture

Well it would be kinda hard to kill the animal that was already dead...

Don't worry hon, it's in a better place.

isis_morrigan 18

fyl for being ******* retarded...

#14 - while it's a fair enough assumption that the OP did kill the animal that was alive, he doesn't actually say that. So the question is valid.

Did you read the post?? OP didn't specify if he/she killed the animal that was alive.

ChrisTheCalm 9

Nope, turns out it was never alive, stuffed animal. Here's your sign... Dumbass.

mikeeg 0

He ran over an animal...do u think he just broke it's ******* leg?

Depens on what kind of animal it was. If it was a dog then it could only have gotten a broke leg, but if it was a squirrel then obviously it's dead.

marpay 11

Op could of hit a large animal and totaled their car, possibly ended up in the hospital. That would be worse than hitting a small animal.

MyLifeIsWierd 12
NoNotTheFace 8

Tell the truth, you just didn't want your rims all messed up by dead animal guts so you swerved. Now somewhere, a creepy taxidermist's senses are tingling... He's on his way. Thanks to you.

SupahAsian 4
Chaos187 6

Look on the bright side. You won't have to pay for dinner tonight. ;D