Look up here

By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
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untoldfame 3

number 1, your not cool. and as a male, ill be the first to say, sometimes its tough to not look at breasts, especially if they are right in frnt of you.

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wbrycem 0

Nah, I'm pretty sure she's only got a pair of ****.

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c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

agree with 37

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ithedarkknight 0

i love women dont get me wrong... but they can be such asses! they were these little tight outfits and when you look they make you feel like you a pervert or something annnnd then you have the ones who tries to talk to you and your like im not looking for a girlfriend right know but if you want maybe we could be friends or friends with benefits first let see where it goes they think your player wtf do you want from us man! to suck the meat of are flesh damn! she wears a lil top you look who doesnt like ******* even girls like ******* look at all the lesbians running around today... gosh girls are just so weird but you cant help but love em... excuse the rambling....

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CFR 0

lol...that was actually kinda cute, you seem so genuinely befuddled x)

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lmmmr 0

punctuation is your friend.

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musiclife_fml 0

first of all, OP I think you mean daughTer. (someone had to point it out xD) and second, YDI for bringing it up with the boss. First rule of looking: don't get caught dumbass

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cattoe7 0

maybe he should tell his daughter to cover herself up instead of talking to you about where her eyes are

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Ibeapirate 0

I'm sorry, but I have to say it...major grammatical fail. "After having a private chat with her mother, my boss took me aside..." Sigh. And then there's everything else that's wrong with this post.

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fuzzybrownbear 0

Please tell me the grammatical error, because when i read it it reads as if the boss had the private chat with the mother of the boss's daughter and then took him aside. I do not see the error

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wbrycem 0

WOOOOW. You know there's probably perfect grammar forums somewhere out there. As long as it's legible and makes some sort of sense, it's good enough for me. And yeah ... I see it the same way as 61 does. The boss talked with her mother, then talked to the OP.

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Jazzywrites007 2

I only know this because my 12th grade English teacher was a Grammar Nazi. =): The way it is written makes it seem as though the girl's mother was the Boss's Mother (momentarily nixing the realization that the boss was a man) I'm not sure if I'm being clear, but yes it is TECHNICALLY a grammatical error. That being said, This is FML. People on their grammar horses need to STFU and GTFO and all those other little abbreviated phrases I've learned from this site. =p

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tech42er 0

#95 It's not a grammatical error, merely ambiguous. You have to rely on context to interpret it.

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thisishilarious 0

you dont deserve it, i blame her. she wears those kinds of tops for a reason, so everyone will look at her ****. bravo, just try n be more slick ahah

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deathbunny256 0

I thought that meant after the OP talked to her mother about the daughter, the boss pulled him aside and got angry with the OP.

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