Look up here

By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
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untoldfame 3

number 1, your not cool. and as a male, ill be the first to say, sometimes its tough to not look at breasts, especially if they are right in frnt of you.

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somaturee 0

... And how is this an FML? It's just the truth. Your boss' daughter does have eyes, too. And you were staring at her boobs. Sheesh.

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warhorse57 0

Maybe the boss daughter needs to dress properly. She wants people to look, and get them in trouble. *****.

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Snippy11 0

@109 No, he's saying if the girl got stared at, she deserved it. I understand his point, but it happens even if you're a freaking nun. Often "they were hanging out" is an excuse, and the real reason is "they were round and present."

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venomlash 9

I quote Jerry Seinfeld: "Cleavage is like the sun. You don't stare at it, you just take a quick peek." Every hetero or bi guy should master the art of noticing a woman's breasts WITHOUT STARING. For me, it's gotten to the point that my girlfriend has complained that I don't seem to take any interest in hers. I do, I just do so covertly out of the habit of decency. Unless you have a tragic muscle disorder with your eyes or face, with a little practice, you can be like this too!

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PakiPakiPaki 0

Ok but I have a question man, if you see a big breasted girl wearing a top so tight/small for her that you can almost see her nipples, how can you not stare? It's called human nature! Just like when you see someone whos morbidly obese, you can't HELP but stare! If she doesn't want people lookin at her breast, she should wear clothing of her own size, not kids size.

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Oatmon 0

And then you should have said, "Does SHE know that?"

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AmberHall 2

YDI. I hardly ever comment as YDI, but in this case if you were moronic enough that you didn't realise you were staring at your bosses daughters breasts *in front of him* then hell yes you deserve it. Maybe she was hanging out, maybe she wasn't (in my experience big breasted women get stared at whether or not they are covered) but while a quick peep is acceptable, and if cleavage is especially deep then maybe a bit longer, just because they are there doesn't mean you have to stare. And all the men here complaining about how if they are on display then it's fine to objectify someone based on their figure, you're the type people feel uncomfortable around, because your staring is creepy. It isn't sexy, it isn't flirty, it isn't funny. It's faintly pathetic that the only thing that matters to you is mammary glands of all things

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citrusfawn 0

Tell your boss to tell her daughter to stop dressing like a ho.

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demonchild4110 0

Hi all, I posted this FML (I created an account just so I can leave a comment a clarify a few things). Sorry about the grammatical errors--I am normally very anal about grammar, but because of the word limit, I had to make sacrifices. This FML SHOULD say: Today, during my shift at the restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I could not help but notice she (the daughter) was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After mom and daughter had a private talk, the mother (my boss) took me aside and said "my daugher's got eyes, you know, not just a pair of ****". FML Sorry about the confusion. And hey, I do NOT apologize for my Y chromosone! If she doesn't want me looking, then she should cover up! --Cody

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UsingLogic 0

You are a jerk. Staring is impolite, and Y chromosome is not an excuse, it just gives guys a bad image. Low cut top means she doesn't mind people SEEING, but it does not mean she is ok with people STARING. If someone stared at your face, would you get upset at them or would you just think "If I don't like it, I just have to cover my face" ? Sorry dude, but as far as I know you are human, so you can control yourself. Drop the lame excuses, grow up, buy some maturity, ********** once in a while to cool off your hormones, and start acting like a civilized person. Again, looking and staring are very different, so cut the crap.

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citrusfawn 0

PUH-LEEZ as a woman I can assure you if she didnt want ppl to stare, she wouldnt have them popping out of her shirt

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PakiPakiPaki 0

lol I woulda stared at her breast and im a chick so its all good man. Next time if shes wearing something like that again just stare again, if you get fired, tell your boss that she should hire women if her daughters gonna prance around like that lol

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Evan_R_D 0

If a woman wears a shirt that has her boobs almost popping out, I'm going to look. Not because I'm a perv that only thinks about sex 24/7, but because HER TITIES ARE ALMOST POPPING OUT OF HER SHIRT. She could look like a horrible, wrinkly, fat slime thing and if her tities are popping out, I'm going to look because THEY'RE IN FRONT OF ME. Lady, if you want to wear minimal clothing in public, you should assume there is going to be some collateral damages as far as creepy guys go. Sorry not everybody shares this utopian idea you have about women's rights, but men AND women are objectified everyday. You know when you talk to your girlfriends about guys you hooked up with recently and you start talking about size...? I rest my case. Cody, your boss is an idiot and she should talk to her daughter if that stuff makes her feel uncomfortable. But I digress.The way I see it is there is a line of personal responsibility when it comes to topics like these, and although I agree it's not polite to stare for long periods of time, it's wise to check yourself in the mirror before you go out. If something unusual catches my eye and I look, would you cast judgement on me for just looking? Because you calling me a jerk and me actually being a jerk, well, let's just say there's a difference. Some random person insulting people for something as minor as looking a pair of public boobies? It's 2009 people, the women's liberation movement started in the roaring 20's. Come out of the dark ages.

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kenzierosaline 0

YDI brother. xD Its rude to stare. And a low cut top means nothing. Chicks pick clothes for how they look overall, they don't draw up rules on how long you're allowed to look for. Your Y chromosome is an excuse. Just not a very good one bro. Bad luck getting caught though dude! Not many of us can say we've never been caught having a perve haha!

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