Embarrassing, Dance and Relatable: Lord of the dance

Lord of the dance

By DeActivated - 04/05/2013 00:39 - United States - West Jordan

Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML

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Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By lalalohan - 17/04/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By apparentlyunsexy - 27/10/2011 04:00 - United States

Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By Travolta - 20/05/2019 02:13

Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML

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By Travolta - 14/08/2011 04:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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Anitlifegrand 8

Saturday 4 May 2013 9:35

**** it man. Everybody likes to dance. Ha

NotGabe 28

Saturday 4 May 2013 9:38

Forget what others think and do what you love. Dance your heart out!

Comments

spartanMKIV 9

Saturday 4 May 2013 11:12

OP, they can smell your fear. if you act all ashamed, then you will get slapped with that stereotype, but if you embrace it, and rock that shit like a ******* beast, aint nobody gonna give you the business

Kuhu1993 21

Saturday 4 May 2013 11:20

Some of the worlds best chefs are guys. Why would they be embarassed of being good / better cooks than females. I think the same implies here. DON'T be embarassed. Go out there and put up a great show!

DDCA 24

Saturday 4 May 2013 19:04

Considering that male chefs not only outnumber female chefs and earn on average about 25% than their female counterparts, your comment makes no sense at all. There is a stereotype that male dancers are gay. Never heard one about chefs.

wjh100 13

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:19

she's referring to the stereotype that women belong in the kitchen and are supposed to all the cooking in the house. is it really that hard to understand?

DDCA 24

Wednesday 8 May 2013 12:42

I get that. An extremely antiquated way of thinking. But a woman in the kitchen isn't a chef. And a lot of women do not know how to cook at all these days. Is it really that hard to understand?

kate3101 15

Saturday 4 May 2013 11:56

If you put on a great show, no-one will tease. Be proud of what you do - it's not easy and I'm sure that you will get more cheers than jeers. Good luck with the show :)

JACKxRAWR 22

Saturday 4 May 2013 12:07

HEY! He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. 'Cos his friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they ain't no friends of mine! *Safety Dance!*

interesting33 36

Saturday 4 May 2013 12:27

So he gets to get up close and personal with a bunch of girls not wearing that much, and show of his skills. That rocks!

Kalipczo 21

Saturday 4 May 2013 12:59

Wear a mask? Fake sick? Show your true self and ignore what everyone else thinks because you're up there doing what you love?

Psychs7 11

Saturday 4 May 2013 13:15

This is a good thing OP! When I was in school I got called ballerina boy because of my gymnastics and trampolining (the shoes look like ballet shoes) until I got called in to perform for a parents evening and the whole school saw my routine. It was instant popularity and I'm guessing as a dancer you're in pretty good shape, take off your shirt and let them insult you with the girls drooling ;)

james9120 7

Saturday 4 May 2013 13:16

You want to keep it a secret, but here you are telling us all... Just because you don't know who we are, doesn't mean the insults are going to hurt any less lol

titibug823 11

Saturday 4 May 2013 14:06

Show who you are! Honestly, its nothing to be ashamed of. Stereotypes? The best way to avoid being stereotyped is to PROVE THEM WRONG! So pull up your big boy pants, get out there, and do your thing!