Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Laurendorcus 0

You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"

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BeccaBoo170 10

Wow he gave you an ****** your first time having sex? He's a keeper

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tellsz 4

you should have said "well your stupid, cuz grammer is only written.. hahahahhah"

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mikelangele 15

Lol do you realize you've had an ****** WHEN you lost your virginity?! Do you know that most people have mediocre sex at best their first time? (especially women). As one of the commentators said tell him you're so good you can't think straight ;)

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Andrea Ripley 8

An ****** on the first go. Congratulations.

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