Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Laurendorcus 0

You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"

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izzybd 20

Annoying comment by your boyfriend! Either it was a dick move or he was just kidding. How could anyone be a grammar Nazi when climaxing? Either way, ignore him and bask in the afterglow, his loss :)

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Akers_L7 8

Lol this FML I is kinda sexy, I would like a girl like that =D

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G6chick 0

I can't believe u COULD ****** ur first time

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LullzKitteh 1

ur first ******, really? are you so untalented that u can't even bring itself off when buffin' the muffin?

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isminei 6

Wow, really? At least you climaxed. Quit complaining.

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sarah2144 14

You had an ****** while losing your virginity (which usually doesn't happen by the way) and you're saying FML?

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lills123 7

I wouldn't say that's all that bad. Just hilarious

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ekarules12 8

You had an ****** your first time?! Jealous.

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