Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Laurendorcus 0

You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"

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mika220 1

Well, i guess it depends on the tone of voice, but your boyfriend was probably just wanted you to laugh..

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efyurlifeLol 0

hahahaha its ur fault for doin it with a nerd n this is an fml how?? yuh just had epic sexx don't comlain embrase it cuz it may never happen again lol!!!

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The__Redneck 7

If you had an ****** the first time you had sex, you should be thankful, not depressed. That"s not exactly common for women. Unless you were talking in netspeak. If so, you might want to consider suicide. Not that I'm recommending it; I'm just sayin'.

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MedievalMassacre 0

One of the main sexual aspects that everyone needs is the ability to laugh in the bedroom. He didn't say it during your ******, so brownie points there. He probably meant to get a laugh out of it. If you didn't find it funny, you should have told him. As far as I'm concerned if you had a good ****** (which, as mentioned earlier, is rare for your first time) and your boyfriend has cutesy humor then it sounds like a good night.

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purple91 8

I'll have your boyfriend if you don't appreciate him. Seriously, how many guys can give a girl an ****** on her first time and have good grammar? Total catch.

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