Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Laurendorcus 0

You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"

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caught_n_life 0

hahahahaha thats so funny who cares about grammar at a time like that...

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EclipseDarkWolf 0

awe thats effing cute lol definately NOT an fml :) lol

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Nickyhaley 0

This, Good, Feels, So, OH! Hahahahaha ;)

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kenry6 0

Yeah, don't worry about it. My ex did the same thing and I always found it adorable

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upintheorange 5

be happy that your first time you had an ******. AWESOME.

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CitizenSnipz 0

Did you say, "i r teh mastur of da sexxez!"

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MrsCullenSwan 0

YDI for complaining about this. Your boyfriend is funny and do you realize how rare it is to have a climax when you lose your virginity?

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Shonoru 0

Hon. I've had sex for 4 years now and I have not ONCE EVER had an ****** during sex only ONCE during foreplay. So please be grateful that A you have had what I have dreamed of having since 4 years ago, and B that your boyfriend is being cute and he obviously loves you. Also you got to lose your virginity with someone you love it wasn't stolen from you, you are so increadably lucky and I envy you sooo much.

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