Lost

By p-man - 27/08/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
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aero_fml 0

Give up boating and pick up diving?

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onigiriqueen 0

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THOSE THINGS WITH YOU ON A BOAT?! I get not having a safe place to put them-- but then why the HELL would you *jump out* of that boat and risk something happening to all of your shit? My GOD YDI for being such a dumbass!!! >_

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Nightfallz 0

I don't see how this fml is real or possible at all. unless you were in a canoe or kiyak or a dhingy or even a paddleboat. if one of those is the case then it's not a real boat.

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shootingstar8D 0

Atleast your okay and probably home. It would be wierd if u weren't home and you rather make an fml entry other then seeking for help

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ohmandapants 16

ydi for not only bringing your valuables on a boat (car keys being the only exception), but for then jumping into the lake and leaving these things unattended and then trying to get back into an empty boat while it was still on the water. This isn't a fml. You and your friend are just dumb.

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ultraslick 0

YDI, too lazy to write the reason. plus too many reasons to make.

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railfan_fml 0

didn't you read popular mechanics article on ruggedizing a cell phone?

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MoobyTheCow 2

YDI it for bringing that stuff on a boat that tips easily. YDI it for going swimming from an easily-tipped boat (I'm guessing a canoe) with that stuff inside. YDI it for not putting your stuff in waterproof containers and securing it to the boat. YDI it for not knowing how to get into a boat. Then again, FYL for not being blessed with common sense.

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jillie_fml 0

That's why when you bring keys on a boat you tie them to the boat, and you leave your other valuables in the car. Rocket Science. Oh wait, no it's not.

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fergiesman 0

op, ur either fat or the company that made your boat is Little Tikes or whatever the hell that company is that makes little kid toys.

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yekdorb93 0

Ok am i the only one who realized that theres no way he could of posted this if it was real... his cell phone is gone so no internet if he had it... no car keys so no way home to a computer... The only way this is possible is if he went to someone's house nearby and used there computer, and if you did lose your keys and phone then i don't think you would be posting this

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WillsBradford 0

I think that the posts have to start with 'today' because, all of the ones I've seen start with 'today'

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heavenandhell 0

so its impossible to swim back to their cottage and turn on a possible computer......... dumb ass

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