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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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You deserved it 5 275

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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You deserved it 393

By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 540

By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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You deserved it 809

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 112

You deserved it 41 514

By steve-o - 14/02/2019 15:46 - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

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You deserved it 4 195

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By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

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You deserved it 6 526

Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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You deserved it 5 274

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 315

You deserved it 5 073

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 882

You deserved it 11 310

By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 253

You deserved it 19 307

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:03

Now that's love.

Cassandra2015 21

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:13

your a dedicated spooner .

Comments

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 10 May 2015 20:51

John Paul Young said it best in 1978. Love is in the air... Every sight, every sound

silverkaast 9

Sunday 10 May 2015 20:52

never fart on a man's balls

Secret_Ninjaa 35

Sunday 10 May 2015 21:13

Not only is that love... But it's also a way of showing trust! :)

interesting33 36

Sunday 10 May 2015 21:17

What else do you do whilst spooning? Wouldn't it be really boring if all you do is lie there?

gm1beanzz 14

Sunday 10 May 2015 21:18

Call that a shit dick.

StargazeKitsune 18

Sunday 10 May 2015 21:22

15 minutes? Impressive.

brvnnx 18

Sunday 10 May 2015 21:52

That's cute haha.

Matheo_fml 21

Sunday 10 May 2015 21:57

Is she a vegetarian? Would explain the 15 minutes. Otherwise some lactose intolerance could cause even longer periods...

tranced_ 45

Sunday 10 May 2015 22:05

quit complaining dude! at least you got a girlfriend! unlike some of us who are still in the friendzone! #foreveralone YDI

Calacor 17

Sunday 10 May 2015 22:05

I dont have that kind of problems ;)

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