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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
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ligerzero459 24

That's unbearably cute, OP. Hilarious and cute

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Uncontrollable flatulence? Dump her!

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Kitty_Kat44 31

That would be a silly reason to dump someone.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

That's the point, it's a joke.

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Kitty_Kat44 31

I was hoping so. But you never know on here.

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150493x 29

My Fiancé farts on me when he isn't asleep. I guess it's love.

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

How romantic

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ranger2867 16

Hey, if she's comfortable falling asleep in your arms you are doing a good job

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dragoongirl90 34

Wah, like women haven't been letting their men do this to them since the dawn of time.

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Calacor 17

Stupid -.- its not like they cant have gases

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otecasacid 22

Your dumb ass seemed to think I was moderately serious.

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otecasacid 22

Oh my god you're also one of those weird furry people. Ew.

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dragoongirl90 34

If you were being sarcastic, then that's funny and mocking the OP and deserves an upvote.

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Musicforlife29 12

Fifteen minutes of farts? New high score

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gabriel57 4

i think it may be nice of her, she probably fell asleep holding them and lost control when fell asleep

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