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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

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Having multiple jobs may have its benefits

By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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Panic mode

By jessie nex - 01/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I felt like doing a good deed, so when I bought something at a store I told the cashier to keep the change. The cashier then panicked and said, “What do I do???” Turns out, I was her first ever customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:15

If someone came up to you and just wordlessly handed you their phonenumber, would you really be inclined to call them? I don't see how this is considered a reasonable strategy for asking someone out. Surely asking for their phone number is a better way to show interest, because honestly just expecting some stranger to call you because you gave them your number is a bit arrogant.

Headcase 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:24

That's a really great way to make some extra cash. Keep it up.

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AUT_student 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:25

Did she see the number or the bill? If she just saw the bill and said "keep the change" cause it was only a dollar, then you just lucked out, but no harm so try again. If she saw the number on the bill, and then said keep it, well YDI for such a cheap pick-up line.

wtfman1 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:50

how many jobs do you have?!?!?!?!? first a waitress, then a cashier among others??? what else do you do?

Petorious09 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:05

Casanova? Is that you?

englishmuffin 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:21

Definitely agree with the other comments here. You should have struck up a conversation and then, if that goes well, ask for HER number. Very rarely do girls like to call/initiate things with guys... especially guys they don't know and haven't talked to. Also, texting doesn't count as asking someone out either. Ask a girl out for real, please.

braFTW 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:21

Isn't writing on a dollar bill illegal?

intangible_x 1

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:51

ooh dry .

ashbaby010 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:53

ah ha ha ha ha ha. kinda sad you had to "muster up the courage" to do that. grow some balls.

FreedomFirst 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 4:45

Hate to break it to ya, but that is NOT "mustering up the courage." That's saying "bock bock bock" (like a chicken) and sneaking her your number on a dollar bill so you think she can't say no. When you actually DO "muster up the courage" and get dissed, that will be an FML.