Lovesick

By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
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boatiebanter 0

If someone came up to you and just wordlessly handed you their phonenumber, would you really be inclined to call them? I don't see how this is considered a reasonable strategy for asking someone out. Surely asking for their phone number is a better way to show interest, because honestly just expecting some stranger to call you because you gave them your number is a bit arrogant.

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Headcase 0

That's a really great way to make some extra cash. Keep it up.

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darkmis1 17

That sux-but honestly, girls to prefer to be asked out in person.

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paperfox_fml 0

She was a sweet girl. I would have just laughed at you.

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MyAchilles 0

Dude you were at work...unless there was people behind her in line you should of just flirted your ass off...find out if shes free later and ask if she wanted to meet up after your shift...if she doesnt want to meet up she will make up some excuse...forget about it. If she does she might agree to meet you or if she really isnt free later she will prolly offer to meet up another time and give you her number. Only give her your number if she asks for it after you taking hers....she might just want to know who it is callin her later on. PS Flirting works best when your calm...some girls go for awkwardness and being shy yea...but its better off to just be calm and not act like this is the first hot girl you have talked to in months....even if it is...when your tryin to flirt make sure you think for sec about what your going to say....making a tasteless joke about what shes buying or wearing might just make her think your a creep...making a genuine comment about how you like how she has her hair or somethin you like about her...IE NOT "you have a nice rack!"....or somethin funny and short about somethin she is buyin would prolly make her more likely to want to hang out with you....girls love a guy who can make them laugh but dont try TOO hard to be funny.

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myexsucks 0

That sucks...but honestly, I think a few factors need to be considered: 1. She might have a boyfriend. 2. Maybe she doesn't talk to strangers. 3. Just because she's attractive doesn't mean YOU are attractive enough for her to date you. 4. Sometimes attractive girls get sick of guys randomly hitting on them. 5. She probably would've been more receptive if you actually had a conversation with her and asked her for her number instead of just silently giving her yours. Long story short....don't assume things and definitely talk to her first.

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freemuffins 0

Lol, that's pretty right #11! Good way to make money :)

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futurecatlady 2

Aw screw her, I thin that was an adorable idea.

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idreamofpeace 0

I agree with #69. I'm pretty sure it's a crime to write on money anyway.

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liquidpaper 0

At least she didn't take the dollar and spend it elsewhere so your pathetic ass can get prank called. What made you think that was a good idea?

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