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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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Panic mode

By jessie nex - 01/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I felt like doing a good deed, so when I bought something at a store I told the cashier to keep the change. The cashier then panicked and said, “What do I do???” Turns out, I was her first ever customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:15

If someone came up to you and just wordlessly handed you their phonenumber, would you really be inclined to call them? I don't see how this is considered a reasonable strategy for asking someone out. Surely asking for their phone number is a better way to show interest, because honestly just expecting some stranger to call you because you gave them your number is a bit arrogant.

Headcase 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:24

That's a really great way to make some extra cash. Keep it up.

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19sage87 0

Monday 18 May 2009 21:07

'Muster up' a lot more courage next time and say something.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Monday 18 May 2009 21:16

Why does passing money to a woman in hopes of getting her interest seem like even a remotely good idea? Unless you really are only looking for 30 minutes of romance. And a dollar bill certainly isn't going get to you anything there.

Blardo 0

Monday 18 May 2009 21:24

Kill yourself.

zee209 0

Monday 18 May 2009 22:13

First of all it's disrespectful and unprofessional to hit on someone and give someone your number like that when you're at work. I also agree with #69.

Tangostarr 0

Monday 18 May 2009 22:27

That sucks, although you should probably get out more so this doesn't happen again. Perhaps keep the dollar and try again if you want to... oh, and @ ohhboyy: off topic, but Gerard Way rocks!!!

loyalwolf06 0

Monday 18 May 2009 22:31

I think it's very possible she was just trying to spare your feelings. IF (and it's a big if) she did see your number on the dollar and figured out that it was your way of trying to hit on her (or at least that it was your number and not some random previous bill holder's number) she might have tried to pretend like she didn't see it and tell you that you could keep the change to let you down easy, so that she wouldn't have to say no or make you wait for a call you're never going to get. This way you'll probably give up on her and it wasn't quite as embarrasing for you as if she had said something. And you (or the place where you work) have an extra dollar. Next time, talk to her first. Very few girls (at least out of girls that are worth being with) would call some strange guy just cuz he wrote his number down for them. And you're at work dude...find someone when you're not dressed as a cashier. :P

coffeennicotine 0

Monday 18 May 2009 22:34

I'd be totally creeped out if some random stranger just gave me their #, I don't blame the girl. I also agree with #69. I hate it when guys don't treat me like a person, and just handing her your # without even knowing her name is not treating her like a person. There's a lot more to someone than what they look like. If you think they're attractive, you should really get to know them. Furthermore, considering the situation, it's also implying she's desperate enough to call some total stranger cashier guy that gave her a # without knowing him which is actually an insult.