Health: Low blow

Low blow

By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

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By Nope - 17/12/2023 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried making homemade bread, just for fun. My girlfriend started yelling that we had perfectly good bread from the store, "but noooo, my boyfriend just HAS to make his own bread!" She ended up ruining the experience, so I just threw the dough in the garbage and went to get drunk. FML

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By themuffinman - 27/12/2011 15:15 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

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By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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By whole wheat or nothing - 30/12/2022 15:00

Today, my girlfriend viciously chewed me out for not taking a sandwich to work to save money. I don't have a problem with packing lunches, but the store-brand white bread she insists on buying is disgusting. She won't listen to me, and refuses to let me buy anything else. FML

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Eventful day

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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Can't win

By Viscerion - 31/01/2023 00:30

Today, I made breakfast for the family. Perfect. Did all the Laundry. Great. Drove the one and a half hour round trip to take my stepdaughter to work. Blah. Finished off by doing some housework and cooking dinner. The dinner wasn't perfect, and my wife told me that for all the good I do, I ruin everything. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Astrum14 24

Saturday 10 January 2015 10:41

You should inform her that there is a major psychological aspect to erectile dysfunction. If you're constantly worried about getting it up, you'll have a more difficult time getting it up. Comments like that will just make it worse.

annoyed146578 12

Saturday 10 January 2015 10:38

Maybe it's time to get a new wife!!

Comments

syed121417 22

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:39

That is extremely harsh of her. Erectile dysfunction is something out of your control and is very frustrating. If that's how she feels and she can't be mature enough to deal with such a sensitive issue, the maybe you need to have a talk with her. I would tell her to go to some other guy if she can't deal with it. Honestly, why are people so insensitive? FYL, indeed when you have a spouse so bitter about something neither of you can control.

Supahnova 14

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:44

Tell her she isn't helping you to rise to the occasion, either, with that attitude. Your wife is being very disrespectful towards you; tall to her about not insulting you like that. I'm sure she wouldn't tolerate it if you did that to her.

angelofsaturn 23

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:48

I'd tell her she's the main cause of your ED. Is there a reason you think you deserve to be constantly belittled OP? This can't be a cuckold situation otherwise you wouldn't have posted. I hope things get better for you.

TheInquisitor 3

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:55

99% sure he will get f'ed in the divorce courts. It almost always happens to men.

oneluv4jen 1

Saturday 10 January 2015 17:07

what a bitch

justjaycee1 3

Saturday 10 January 2015 17:10

Maybe if you found yourself a new wife you may rise to the occasion

shortswimmer17 28

Saturday 10 January 2015 17:23

you need to have a talk with her. thats degeading of anyone to say let alone yoyr wife who you love.

VivaB 9

Saturday 10 January 2015 17:30

That is horrible of her to say.. And making bread is ******* hard

gameover18 17

Saturday 10 January 2015 17:49

I'm so sorry OP

ea247 20

Saturday 10 January 2015 17:50

thats really messed up it would be like if you teased her about menopause insted of being bitchy about is she should be helping you isnt a wife suppose to be there for better or wrose