Health: Low blow

Low blow

By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

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By Nope - 17/12/2023 14:00 - United States - Richmond

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Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

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Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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By whole wheat or nothing - 30/12/2022 15:00

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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By Viscerion - 31/01/2023 00:30

Today, I made breakfast for the family. Perfect. Did all the Laundry. Great. Drove the one and a half hour round trip to take my stepdaughter to work. Blah. Finished off by doing some housework and cooking dinner. The dinner wasn't perfect, and my wife told me that for all the good I do, I ruin everything. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Astrum14 24

Saturday 10 January 2015 10:41

You should inform her that there is a major psychological aspect to erectile dysfunction. If you're constantly worried about getting it up, you'll have a more difficult time getting it up. Comments like that will just make it worse.

annoyed146578 12

Saturday 10 January 2015 10:38

Maybe it's time to get a new wife!!

Comments

dragoongirl90 34

Saturday 10 January 2015 12:37

I'd leave the bitch. That's not love!

kalist19 3

Saturday 10 January 2015 12:55

Erectile dysfunction is mostly psychogenic, not somatic in nature. By her making comments like this she is contributing to the problem, not the solution...

CO_RRA 11

Saturday 10 January 2015 12:56

Damn. That's ice cold.

Headcrab 29

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:02

Your wife is a ****. She shah old be the number one person to support you. Tell her next time that she is the reason you are having issues.

rossea 21

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:04

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teentee401 36

Saturday 10 January 2015 14:40

You could always Google it so we don't have to kill you... But to put it simply, it means he can't get an erection very easily.

dragoongirl90 34

Saturday 10 January 2015 21:37

You're on FML. That means you have internet. Hence, look it up and don't comment a question that will get you down-voted to hell.

Kevin5475845 15

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:18

"just like your sagging breasts, i can't get them up either"

pete9913 23

Saturday 10 January 2015 14:10

What a bitch. Probably a contributing cause. Does she have a sister you could try with? That just might be close to the constant insults.

ZigZAG1488 10

Saturday 10 January 2015 14:43

I'm sorry OP! Maybe you should tell her how she's only making it worse for you. If she truly doesn't care about your feelings, you should leave her. She's your wife and should be supportive through this, not spiteful.