Lower your expectations

By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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mxpklx 12

you have a disease and their not telling you.

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

I wonder why...

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Miss_Represented 0

you should feel lucky, plots get expensive!!

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Bryceps 4

don't want to be caught dead without a graveyard plot ;)

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HahaYDI 0

Be grateful, they could just fly your body out on a helicopter and push you into the ocean.

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manhands21 6

i never got anything. I'm sure plenty others haven't either. stop whining.

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Isa_fml 20

Didn't it occur to anyone that the OP might be terminally ill or something? Suppose he/she is? Would make the lot of you awfully idiotic and insensitive. Well, the posters here are usually idiotic and insensitive, but you understand what I mean.

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geeksaresexy 18

Yeah.. I'm pretty sure if she were ill this wouldn't be an FML

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catatonicsleep 17

OP is in England, at her 17th birthday she will only just be able to start learning... she is expecting a car even though she has no drivers licence...

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geeksaresexy 18

I'm starting to get angry with them as well..

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LilysTillie 7

You'll get WAY more use out that than you would a car ;)

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Matty1188 6

I'd be weirded out by that gift, but you really shouldn't be expecting a car. Maybe they did it to teach you a lesson, OP.

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mack_the_knife 3

Bet that't just a hint, that the real present is yet to follow - obviously a motorbike.

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MrsPegg 45

It's pretty crazy how one single FML turned the comment stream into a moral dilemma/selfishness throw down!! Whole point: it's ******* crazy and odd that her parents purchased her a plot!! WTF?!? C'mon people! That's uncomfortable and pretty hurtful ... P.S. Sirin, you're awesomely hilarious! :)

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