Lower your expectations

By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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mxpklx 12

you have a disease and their not telling you.

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

I wonder why...

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Capt_Oblivious 10

They're just looking out for your future.......eternal future that is. Could have been worse, they could have also put you in it so look on the bright side,

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zelricthestrong 4

Wow you ungrateful tallywacker. People are dying to have one of those.

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tom_es 3

...as it seems you deserved it. Don't expect any thing, work for what you want.

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nekro_onslaught 0

my parents got me hot wheels instead of a car -.-

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xNephilim 18

Well they certainly love you to death. :D

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kasumii 1

Wow, people get cars at 17?

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blahman52 2

go bury yourself in the plot. that'll show em...

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rainport 0

dude who th *** gets a fuking car !! rich ass bitches and b happy they got u anything damn but be happy get a goth chik now u can legaly *** in a graveyard

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geeksaresexy 18

You can't legally have sex in a graveyard even if you do own the plot you're doing it on! It breaks several laws including public decency!

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Jamialia 5

I didn't get a car for my 17th, I also didn't get a grave plot. That sucks hard Op

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