Lower your expectations

By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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mxpklx 12

you have a disease and their not telling you.

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

I wonder why...

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mrbattleman 10

dude I didn't get anything from my parents for my birthday since I don't even remember when. be appreciative you spoiled brat

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spookymalice 3

That's awesome. I want my own graveyard plot! Think about it. You can go sit in there and chill, maybe have your friends over. It's your personal little spot in the cemetary! If you don't want I can has?

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MyyLifeeIssFcked 0

Wow I think you should stay away from your parents.. They might be planning something xD !! Haha jp, happy birthday

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babycakess10 0

that's a little morbid...

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fatalkiss 0

Well, if your life is really that ******, at least now you have a cozy place to get away from it.

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SaintMaryMassacr 0

that completely rules. you own land! I'd go start a basses garden there! or a koi pond!

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okamikiba 1

i wish my parents did that form me. you see i ave a court document singed by a judge saying im dead but i dont have a grave im sad now. your lucky

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jerky2014 0

buy your own damn car, I'm 15 and just bought a truck for $7000, pussy

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siickman 7

when i first started reading i was like wow your going to say fml because you didnt get a car >.> .. but then i kept reading and now i know why it is an fml... lol not even like a freaking card or something?? its te least they could have done (y)

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runnergurl 0

first, OP-happy birthday! second- it's a bit awful you got a graveyard plot, but it seems a bit. greedy to expect a car. I turned 17 in April and didn't get a new new car, just one my mom drove. alot. but it seems like your a spoiled brat. I'm sorry. but most don't get cars, they get money..

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Elenachka 0

most get money? damn I want parents like you people have, i've never gotten a birthday gift. we might rarely spend my birthday doing something as a family in celebration, and I always thought that was freakin awesome

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