Make it stop

By ughhhh - 10/11/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML
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DrPluton 0

Put on some headphones and ignore them. Nobody should be able to kick you out of your room.

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blastvortex 3

Well, unless you're just sponging there, it's your place too. If they want alone time so bad, then tell them they need to give you an incentive to give them time alone. Of course, you could also just tell 'em off. If they want it so badly, they can make their own damn foxhole.

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jonnymohio 2

Get a new roommate, move out. Or join in and make it a threesome. Either way, quit complaining and do something about it.

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boone_fml 0

The only part of this that might be a drag is that they kick you out, but they can't really kick you out can they. Just stay. My room mate and I used to do it all the time. Just let them go about their business while you watch TV or read a book or whatever. Just don't start masturbating cause that's creepy.

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ohJeeznotme 7

How did this lame ass FML get approved? Leave the room and shut up

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AndreaHatesYou1 0

Okay then. This isn't an FML.

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technolove 7

yea, because getting angry of the fact that you're getting kicked out of your OWN ROOM automatically means you're jealous of them, right

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shuffleyourfeet 0

big deal. its a minor inconvenience. and if you had boyfriend, youd expect the same.

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kernelkat 16

who the **** moderated this? shit like this should not make the cut

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MaximumRide 0

You got sexiled! LOL

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Ye_Editor 0

EVERY weekend? Nah. It's your room too, set up a schedule and tell them you aren't going to be at their mercy. Perhaps recommend a hotel. Then if you have to crash their session, too bad for them, they'll learn. But it's YOUR room too.

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