Make it stop

By ITSnotFUNNYtoMEass - 25/05/2009 08:54 - United States

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Today, my mom talked about how it's interesting how there's so many different size of penises. She also told me that since she's doing hormone therapy she's able to orgasm a LOT more. We were stuck in stop and go traffic for three hours. When I turned on the radio, she turned it off and talked more. FML
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mucrew 0

you should have said "yea i agree"! and gotten into a deep discussion with her...so she'll feel really awkward too! haha

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turgenev_fml 0

I think that was supposed to become a conversation about your sex life (and/or lack thereof), risky behaviors, etc. She probably got it from some dumb parenting book. Hey, at least she's trying! There wouldn't be as many "OMG I'm pregnant by my ex" FMLs if there were more Moms like her.

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Kabana 0

my ex girlfriend had the same thing happen to her hahahahaha

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Phantom13 3

O.O ACKWARD! DISTURBING! No child should be subjected to a conversation like that....especially if you DID NOT want to hear anything about it in the first place! Hmm....sounds like you should've said something....like, hmm, I don't know..."SHUT UP!" perhaps or something along the lines of that....

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Vampire_princess 0

Oh my.......

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HellEnvenom 0

#90 - Innocent? WTF! Nobody and I mean nobody should be exposed to their parents sex life, because it will bring HIGHLY DISTURBING images in your head which you will never forget. It is also worse that she turned off the radio (I forgive her if their was some Slipcock on the radio at the time), FORCING her child to hear about her sex life. FYL dude, FYL.

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notFUNNYtoMEass 0

it was very disturbing. the reason why she kept talking about it was because she liked the reactions she was getting out of me. that and how red i was turning. i wanted to puke after that car ride

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Time2growup 0

...your mom is ignorant to your feelings.

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amazingkate 0

i'd get out and run. she can drive.

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gustoman001 0

what kind of sick people would say someone deserves this? honestly, it surprises me every time I check this site how many people seem to think people deserve horrible things.

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SurfDaWave 0

Run. Run far, far away... FYL. That is a really awkward and disturbing thing to talk about with your mother. I don't think her children really wanna know...

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