Malding

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 02:21 - United States

Today, while reading my girlfriend's kids a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML
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ontheFLY4 25

My sister used to say our grandfather "had a hole in his head" when we were little. I don't think she ever thought to water him!

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wantmeasandwich 26

The thought counts more?

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okaydisarray 17

Aw. She just wants to help you. You're not alone, OP...my brother 29 and almost completely bald.

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DoomedGemini 37

My brother is 22 and has a HUGE widows peak. Started when he was a young teen. Sometimes genetics just suck like that

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connaughty0225 16

I agree shave the rest off and embrace the baldness. It can grow on people a lot faster than the cul-de-sac look just saying.

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lulinator 40

That's hilarious. Kids have no filter, and no concept of embarrassing other people. I love the surprises that come out of their mouths.

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lunaangel 14

I know right :D my mom always says kids are comedians

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Steve97 32

Aww that's so precious sadly it isn't that easy haha :p

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swanheart 35

Well look on the bright side - once your hair grows back after being watered you'll have 60 years to enjoy that hair!

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danceinconverse 25

When I was sitting on my dads shoulders when I was 5 years old, I told him: "Daddy, you better brush your hair again, you've got patches!" Kids say the darnedest things.

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