Hair and Health: Malding

Malding

By ptwm - 25/01/2010 20:10 - United States

Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I pulled out an annoying nose hair with a tweezer and it made me cry. Not particularly painful but it triggered the tear duct. Had to pretend it was from yawning when someone asked why the teary eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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By allergiesbegone - 27/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Elizabeth City

Today, I realized my "year-round allergies" might have been the result of a nearly 2-inch nostril hair I trimmed out last week. Years of constant sneezing and leaky nose with no medicine helping it, suddenly gone. I can't believe I've suffered half my life thinking I had super allergies, over one stray nose hair. FML

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By That1FamousWRX - 07/02/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML

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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

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Scratch that

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 07:59 - Germany

Today, I got a painful scratch on my nose. Nasty kitty? Nope. I never imagined a dried booger stuck in my handkerchief could be this hard and this sharp. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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c_struck53 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:37

dude....ive been going bald since i was 14...so dont feel too bad

Sappheyes 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:37

I always say, men don't lose their hair, it just begins to migrate south.

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theelysium 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:48

Dude, take a look at your ass in the mirror! Yep, there's more hair there too! It falls from your head then grow on your ass, back, shoulders and nostrols! Welcome to manlyness!

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:46

smooth. no but seriously that's gonna hurtt in the mornin lol FYL (I say that a lot)

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:16

Men can't prevent from going bald, but they can keep their dignity by cutting their hair short of shave it off. The comb over hairdo is beyond pitiful.

Scourge87 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:08

Actually, it is believed it is possible for a man to stop going bald. Only problem is it involves the removal of your testicles at a young age, as testosterone plays a huge part on the balding, and even then its not foolproof. Not really worth it IMO ;P

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:48

Wait 'til the ear and back hair start coming in. And the impotence. Great.

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:55

Too much unnecessary information. >.< Would have been funnier if it was simply, "Today, I realized I'm beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. I'm 24. FML" But I like the snappy one-liners :P

Radi0Waves 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 7:05

Time to start lifting weights and shaving your head.

lo1337a 1

Tuesday 26 January 2010 7:21

You have less than one hair on your head?

xGinaxJorgex 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 7:54

see that sucks x

chicken_lover 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 8:15

at least you can shave it! haha sorry, though it does suck. but shaved heads can be very very sexy. don't worry about it, the good women won't be rude about it and love you anyway.

erikeet216 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 9:30

you did not have an inch long hair growing out of your nose. there is no ******* way someone would let it get that long without noticing. nosehair is about 1/4 inch long when it starts to hang out of the nose... this FML was a total exaggeration