Hair and Health: Malding

Malding

By ptwm - 25/01/2010 20:10 - United States

Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I pulled out an annoying nose hair with a tweezer and it made me cry. Not particularly painful but it triggered the tear duct. Had to pretend it was from yawning when someone asked why the teary eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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By allergiesbegone - 27/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Elizabeth City

Today, I realized my "year-round allergies" might have been the result of a nearly 2-inch nostril hair I trimmed out last week. Years of constant sneezing and leaky nose with no medicine helping it, suddenly gone. I can't believe I've suffered half my life thinking I had super allergies, over one stray nose hair. FML

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By That1FamousWRX - 07/02/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML

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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

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Scratch that

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 07:59 - Germany

Today, I got a painful scratch on my nose. Nasty kitty? Nope. I never imagined a dried booger stuck in my handkerchief could be this hard and this sharp. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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c_struck53 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:37

dude....ive been going bald since i was 14...so dont feel too bad

Sappheyes 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:37

I always say, men don't lose their hair, it just begins to migrate south.

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catatonicsleep 17

Tuesday 26 January 2010 10:59

i knew a guy from school who was bald by the time he was 18

nobodyshearing 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:13

ted buckland!

hcube 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:48

try finding a gray hair when you're only 36. fml

waspbr 4

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:59

@50 ha, amateur, I was born with grey hair I have had it all my life though it is only noticeable when I cut my hair short, since it is colourless it kinda blends in when I let my hair grow a bit. so there.

rasellersjr 0

Friday 23 April 2010 15:57

50 I got you beat, I got my first grey around 24. The worse part is I'm 36, and had to retire from the PD because of back problems. Now I got a bunch of grey, have to keep the ear and nose hair plucked, and half gimp. U feel 70...

rasellersjr 0

Friday 23 April 2010 15:59

*I feel 70... BTW I hate anti-flood....

xxraggaxmuffinxx 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:57

the lead singer of my old band had nearly a full head of greys and he was 19? my cousin has no hair...hes now 21 but he was 17 when he started losing it!

brandnewkey 14

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:21

Apparently pulling nose hairs can kill you. Triangle of Death. No joke. But doubt it occurs often. Don't try to make it look like you have more hair on your head with a comb over...baaaaad idea.

Skull_300 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 18:30

**** it...shave your head and go with the bald look. Chicks love it, you'll get Banged all the time!!! I don't now what to say about that nose hair thing.

trickyd 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:52

There is a expensive treatment to have your own hair follicules 'cloned' via stem cells and implanted into your head similar as you can have sweat glands removed. My advice? Shave hit the shoulder press and wear v-necks if you like to be vain. FYL for falling victim to premature balding. Peace out x