Man child

By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 23:44 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
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jaredofmo 22

"Get your penis off my face or you aren't touching my Bikini Bottom!"

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victo890 11

Ur husband has great imagination but it's gross!!;)

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yummylicious 5

This has been the first FML for a while that actually made me laugh out loud.

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Omfgitsmia 15

Lmao I'd be annoyed as hell too.

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MissSunny 6

Oh my gosh people need to lighten up in bed and have a sense of humor. U guys are a couple, u should be able to be silly and comfortable together. I would have thought that was funny!

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alwaysrockin711 3

If your husbands penis looks like squidwards nose, he might want to get that checked out

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EPICROCKERNINJA 8

I'm stuck between laughing and being weirded out....

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g0bak3acake 0

that's really funny I wanna see if it actually makes u look like squidward(: I'm going to try it on myself

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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

So are you a dude who'll use his own junk or are you really going to confuse some one-night-stand?

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