Man child

By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 23:44 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
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lmaoatall 6

You should have laughed with him and crossed your eyes and looked at his penis and said oh look, it's plankton.

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saranndipidy 0

What a great anniversary gift. he's so thoughtful. I'm sure it's exactly what you wanted lol

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2ndSucks 15

Dude, Squidward is one sexy mother ******. Be proud.

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alannah1988 4

Guys are so immature!! No matter what age...

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nivek2120 8

Girls are bitches!! No matter what age...

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MissSunny 6

Just because he wants to be silly in bed with his wife who clearly doesn't have a sense of humor does not mean that he and "all" guys are immature. Some girls need to quit being so damn uptight and just be silly and laugh

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justanotherhuman 21

Well, clearly her sense of humor doesn't involve penis, anniversaries, and Squidward. It *is* messed up to just state that OP's boyfriend is coolcoolcool, and OP is humorless/stuck-up. I can definitely see where OP is coming from with not wanting a contemporary pop-culture reference (specifically a cartoon character from a children's show) being involved with any of the sex to be had on their anniversary... it's about preference.

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blowntegdb8 5

Im turned on by this... Sexy attitude!!

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ugottaluvme 0

Ehhh squidward. Ehhh squidward.

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K_kanaka 26

1 of a 1000 ways to ruin the moment

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captainfalcon7 0

tell him your Mr. crabs and only like money.

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