Man child

By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 23:44 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
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OfficeNinja 5

I bet you were even frowning, just like Squidward.

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nancyDeeAnda 4

That's something my bf would do lol

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Oceanlala 3

Thats fukn hilarious but when i see squidward again his nose will probably look like a penis...thanks...

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lizard399 0

Now as pay back for being the butt of the joke, tell him it's his turn to get genitals in his face.

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MissSunny 6

How is having ur partners genitals in ur face "pay back"? Isn't that what couples that are intimate do anyways?

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lizard399 0

0_o you obviously aren't in a long term relationship.

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MissSunny 6

Sadly most girl do in bed haha.

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sfballgrl0000 3

I think I just died of laughter....tht Definatley made my night

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missamazinggg 12

He's a keeper;)

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DMBTimCA 0

You're husband is hilarious. You're lucky to have someone with such a sense of humour.

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