Manchild

By lynnie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 413
You deserved it 6 207

Same thing different taste

Top comments

A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.

Comments

leogirl95 12

He gets a ******* when he brushes his teeth. That will also help your teeth!

1 point for every brush, 2 points for flossing. Tell him you'll give a bj at 10 points and you'll never see teeth cleaner than his ;)

marpay 11

Anyone who doesn't value their partner enough to keep up their personal hygiene routine should be single.

Egnar 19

Correction, anyone who doesn't value themselves enough to keep up their personal hygiene and health should be single.

marpay 11

Egnar you are right. Although some people get into the phase where "I already got them so I don't have to do upkeep anymore". That is when a relationship dies because if you don't care about yourself how can you expect someone else to.

That's just gross to not brush your teeth everyday! It always baffles me as to why people don't practice healthy personal hygiene!

stacianichole 2

Some people don't have these things reinforced during childhood and then the habit/routine doesn't form. That's why.

Makes sense, 32. I had braces which caused bad breath. I brush my teeth often out of habit.(:

It does make sense, that's why it should be taught to kids that it's very important, and get them in the habit to brush their teeth 3 or at least 2 times a day. Then it would become something that they don't have to think about, they just do it!

lol. well if you weren't so fat and worthless maybe you could get a guy who wasnt such a piece of garbage.

And this is coming from the person who has to put other people down just to feel good about themselves. ^_^

I get tempted to reply something willy wonks related on every post you make :s This one I would say something about everlasting gobstoppers.

No thumbs down for me please. And *wonka.

Yea sorry,on the iPod app and auto correct got me.

bizarre_ftw 21

I'm pretty content with the fact that Willy Wonka just suggested oral sex (and mass oral sex for that)

ikickgingers 15

As long as it's not from the oompa loompas - I am down.

pokeychris 6

I guess you like it dirty then.