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By lynnie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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ajmacrae 5

A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.

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leogirl95 12

That's ******* gross

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fuckhaley 7

He gets a ******* when he brushes his teeth. That will also help your teeth!

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SirWTF 10

1 point for every brush, 2 points for flossing. Tell him you'll give a bj at 10 points and you'll never see teeth cleaner than his ;)

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marpay 11

Anyone who doesn't value their partner enough to keep up their personal hygiene routine should be single.

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Egnar 19

Correction, anyone who doesn't value themselves enough to keep up their personal hygiene and health should be single.

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marpay 11

Egnar you are right. Although some people get into the phase where "I already got them so I don't have to do upkeep anymore". That is when a relationship dies because if you don't care about yourself how can you expect someone else to.

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ShyAnn29 14

That's just gross to not brush your teeth everyday! It always baffles me as to why people don't practice healthy personal hygiene!

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stacianichole 2

Some people don't have these things reinforced during childhood and then the habit/routine doesn't form. That's why.

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Enslaved 36

Makes sense, 32. I had braces which caused bad breath. I brush my teeth often out of habit.(:

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ShyAnn29 14

It does make sense, that's why it should be taught to kids that it's very important, and get them in the habit to brush their teeth 3 or at least 2 times a day. Then it would become something that they don't have to think about, they just do it!

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ajalan 4

lol. well if you weren't so fat and worthless maybe you could get a guy who wasnt such a piece of garbage.

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Zomg_Okay 26

And this is coming from the person who has to put other people down just to feel good about themselves. ^_^

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HideouslyHuman 10

I get tempted to reply something willy wonks related on every post you make :s This one I would say something about everlasting gobstoppers.

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NEEPLES 7

No thumbs down for me please. And *wonka.

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HideouslyHuman 10

Yea sorry,on the iPod app and auto correct got me.

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bizarre_ftw 21

I'm pretty content with the fact that Willy Wonka just suggested oral sex (and mass oral sex for that)

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ikickgingers 15

As long as it's not from the oompa loompas - I am down.

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pokeychris 6

I guess you like it dirty then.

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