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By lynnie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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ajmacrae 5

A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'd think twice before letting him stick his tongue down my throat, if I were you.

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firemedic919 0

can you say next. grow up and go **** a new one

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JiggyBoo123 11

LOL. Maybe Boyfriend here is the OP from the other FML, the one who barfed up a cockroach while brushing? HAHA!

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theroustons 6

That's ******* Nasty........ How would u kiss him...... Why doesn't he just brush his teeth....u should slap him in the face and say "brush your teeth bitch"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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syki 22

Forget rewards, OP. Just push him down south every night. He'll want to brush his teeth then.

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perdix 29

Find someone new. Do you really want to be with a guy who will be in full dentures by age 30? Maybe having your nipples gummed is sexy, but that toothless look is a real turn-off.

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vallie97 0

He's definitely a keeper.

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iilovecokee 6

Ew. Next thing you know he'll be calling you over to wipe his ass.

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