Health, Cute and Skincare: Manly man

Manly man

By takinabreak - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "Radiance Ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "Radiance Ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

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Glitterati

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 12:00

Today, my girlfriend and her friends mocked my "fragile masculinity" because I bought men's body wash instead of sharing her body wash. Her body wash is full of glitter, which irritates my skin horribly. FML

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Bubbles

By soapgirl - 13/08/2009 16:07 - Philippines

Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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You deserved it 65 053

By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 04:30

Today, I sparkled because of this glitter bar my mother got me from Lush. I didn't realize until after I got out of the shower that it wasn't just ordinary soap. I tried to wipe off the glitter. It wouldn't come off. FML

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Tasty snack

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 11:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML

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Fancy a snatch? A *snack, sorry.

By Crabcake - 21/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML

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You deserved it 964

By Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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You deserved it 33 352

By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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You deserved it 6 977

By chapstick - 09/01/2014 03:23 - United States - San Dimas

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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You deserved it 13 698

barroomhero 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:05

It's okay, every girl who sees you will jump you.

Fml37 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:06

You don't sparkle, you flame :p

Comments

MastaHorse 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:27

DUDE!! Now hella girls will think you're a vampire. Take advantage =] lol

elisapizzaa 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:27

watch out for those edward cullen&twilight loving faggots!

autumnftw 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:30

How perfect. You are now the envy of every girl that wants to date Edward Cullen. Enjoy.

8ccheng 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:31

Even though #1 got burried LOL it totally screams fantastically gay

adamdrinkslots 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:32

"steve, i just want to tell you, all the guys think it was 'supercute' how you sparkled throughout the night when we were at the bar. the only problem is, all the girls thought we were **** for you. gangbang ftw" (ijustwanttotellyou.com)

katekappy 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:36

Omg that reminded me of Edward Cullen!!

smurfss 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:38

Screw all the twilight crap. Why is op too good for regular soap? He took a chance with mystery, effeminate sounding body wash because he refused to use regular soap and now looks like an idiot.

randomxtremely 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:40

LOL UR EDWARD CULLEN

twilightfan_x3 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:41

so its true .. vampires DO exist ;D

cj_gurl 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:44

Why they gotta be fat? Dude, you don't know fear until you've shouted "TWILIGHT SUCKS! I want a REAL man!" into a crowd of Twitlight fans and every damned one of 'em is skinny and a faster runner than you are.