Sex, Painful and Intimacy: Marvel Comics - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2011 16:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

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You deserved it 15 919

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 425

You deserved it 4 625

Mood ruined

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 00:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 908

You deserved it 18 148

By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Spicy

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 846

You deserved it 5 090

What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 502

You deserved it 1 457

Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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You deserved it 26 491

By InvAzn - 14/12/2017 06:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 592

You deserved it 2 368

By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 03:11 - United States - Omaha

Spicy

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 263

You deserved it 7 094

Passionate

By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 137

You deserved it 478

By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Spicy

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 471

You deserved it 5 445

By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 944

You deserved it 9 090

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Top comments

yellowboy30 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:39

my nails r cut. let me try

JesseOhNine 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:33

yuck

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jealouswaugh2424 0

Friday 15 July 2011 2:53

I cut my nails BECAUSE of that reason

BobbieH 19

Friday 15 July 2011 3:24

You deserve it for not telling him no until he cut those nails!

McLovin1095 5

Friday 15 July 2011 3:39

That sucks, however you do have the right to say get your claws out of my ******

AboveTheRest 6

Friday 15 July 2011 3:49

and if you knew that why would you let him do that to you?

creedaddict 9

Friday 15 July 2011 3:57

ewww .... u know his fingers are like that why let him ydi ... my BF is a roofer with the most dirty hands u even seen I would never let him put this hands in my pants

delilahtealight 0

Friday 15 July 2011 4:01

I know how u feel. it hurts like hell

stallion2521 0

Friday 15 July 2011 4:06

he's the best at what he does and what he does isn't nice

brunettegurly 0

Friday 15 July 2011 4:13

THAT HAPPENS TO ME AHHH. I had to give him a pedicure cuz he made me bleed/:

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 15 July 2011 4:55

Did he make you bleed with his feet?

redbluegreen 40

Friday 15 July 2011 7:21

You people and your feet fetishes. :|

life2007 0

Friday 15 July 2011 7:56

think you mean mani not a pedi... :)but Ive had that happen the guy didn't even have long finger nails it just caught right it was a epic fail

brunettegurly 0

Friday 15 July 2011 16:05

hahahaha I just noticed I said pedicure..:P

BigRizzie 0

Friday 15 July 2011 4:28

Lol you must like it you didnt tell him to stop.

scippy 0

Friday 15 July 2011 4:40

except wolverine is awesome and ur boyfriend is prob not!

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Today, I learned that when communication is getting shorter with you, it’s getting longer with someone else. My husband never tells me about his day anymore, but he constantly texts his coworker outside work. He vehemently insists she’s only a coworker and nothing else, and he’s “allowed to have friends”. FML

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Today, while at the bakery, I stood there trying to pick between black forest and dark chocolate. The salesman said kindly, "I've heard dark chocolate helps you lose weight. Yeah, you'd definitely want dark chocolate." FML

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You deserved it 4 686

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You deserved it 7 011

Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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