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By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
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Bloodknight 22

Kind of an asshole statement there. was he joking or being serious. It's all about context!

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Shmoopie4 0

I sure hope you responded with 'Well if you don't like being in my crappy car with my personality, then get out' and left him stranded by the side of the road. Why are men such douches these days, and why do women put up with it???

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caramelluv 0

I think he means that she's a ***** she smells she's dirty she's not smart and idk what to translate the hubcap into lol

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theGlimmerTwin 3

Isn't that pretty much an exact scene from the film Bart Got A Room?

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Darling_Cherry 5

The car you drive is a reflection of who you want to be. When you neglect your car, you're essentially telling society that you want to be a bum.

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xoluvinshayxo 0

i wonder what bucket machine he drives... if he drives at all.. if he doesn't drive at all, tell him 2 just shut his pie hole, and stay in the passenger side

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Witchcraft_fml 4

So your locks don't work, either? No wonder he's upset, you sleep around on him! :]

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lobby0ne 0

and you are still with this guy????

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starry_eyed 0

Seeing as you're driving, I'm assuming he doesn't have a car. What does his lack of car say about his personality?

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moonlight_daze 8

That was supposed to be "whatchya gonna do?"

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