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By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
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Bloodknight 22

Kind of an asshole statement there. was he joking or being serious. It's all about context!

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Vaetrus 0

"locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing" Wow. So no self control, or you don't have the word "no" in your vocab. Bad breathing? Bad tearducts? No brains. And... you're one breasted? o.O

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themercurialone 0

...you don't happen to live in Cupertino with said BF and work in the food industry do you?

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jonny2x4 0

So she's a little rough around the edges. OK, a LOT rough around the edges. At least she's got a car to chauffeur you around you freeloading no-car douchebag.

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gtrguy99 0

in the mind of a guy an old beat up car is a good thing. its cool. don't take offense, its part of the territory.

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believe_sg 0

YDL - You choose to be with him. Dump him asap, so that you can get a life

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Ninjaface 0

Well he's right. You're both sluggish, high maintenence, and easy to get into.

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royboh 0

You keep the car because you like it enough to not care a whole lot about other cars... See where this is going?

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