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By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
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Bloodknight 22

Kind of an asshole statement there. was he joking or being serious. It's all about context!

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aghoogha 0

**** him, i think you should Stab him with a knife while he sleeps. Or even Set the bed on fire, while he is tied down.. that will show that S.O.B

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jlannon 0

Because prison is much more fun than a crappy car....

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aghoogha 0

this really got me angry, people being judgmental and shit. what kind of car does the ****** have ? A lamborghini murcielago ? or a masserati quarte porte ? Death to ****** HATERS...

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redbluegreen 40

He probably drives a silver Volvo S60 R, or a black Aston Martin Vanquish V12 for special occasions, where as the OP drives a red 1953 Chevrolet pickup truck.

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Hazy_fml 0

...Need I point out the irony in your post, #16?

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the_stereotype 0

ahahaha! #16, WIN

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DEVASTATOR 12

kick him to the curb that should teach him

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Peroxide 3

Don't worry, im sure all you need is a good oil change. How's your mileage? Do you service yourself regularly?

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jw90 18

nice boyfriend ya got there. but at least you've got a car. some people don't. fyl tho cuz ur bf compared u to ur car.

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perdix 29

This is so disturbing if you get the metaphors. Locks don't work = She bad dry, frizzy hair styled in an unflattering way. Vents are broken = She doesn't blow. Wipers are busted = She doesn't practice good post-defecation hygiene. Headlights aren't bright = Saggy, misshapen ****. No high-beams. Hubcap missing = Your dental work is unattractive You poor thing. You need to hang on to this guy with every ounce of your being. You're not going to find too many guys who can stand to be in your crappy car with your crappy self. Make that man a sammich.

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the_stereotype 0

he said her personality not her physical appearance

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TheLetterZero 7

Do you always have to make idiotic, dirty comments while not understanding the FML posts?

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Darling_Cherry 5

LMFAO @ your dental work is unattractive

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BritishHobo 0

Anyone who EVER makes the 'make him/me a sammich joke' pisses me off, not because I'm a feminist (I'm a guy) but because it surprises me that there's something less funny and original than ******* Little Britain.

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dudette123456789 0

wow ur such a dick!

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send3426 24

No, she should leave his stupid ass and find herself a good man that appreciates her. On top of that, he said her personality was the issue, not her appearance. Don't make yourself look so stupid.

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Rota 0

YDI for driving a totally unsafe car.

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0neiros 14

That's when you pull over and kindly invite him to get the **** out and walk.

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moonlight_daze 8

I'm a guy but I too enjoy bitching about my life. So I can understand why a girl would make such a decision. Niceness is boring. Let's have some strife and shit to complain about.. Yeah! Or maybe all you self-proclaimed "nice guys" just aren't very forward with the girls you want.. Of course girls can stop being so damn lazy and start making the first move themselves but whatcha ya gonna?

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