You totally had that one coming, just sayin'

When you make grown up decisions, you've got to deal with grown up consequences... I bet no one asked to pass the salt at that dinner table. YDI

So how would like your parents to do it on your bed? If the answer isn't by chance "hell yeah!" I would suggest you think about your behaviour. Having sex on other people's furniture, especially their beds, is just so ******* disrespectful, I can't even begin to wrap my head around how people think this is ok. Sex is quite dirty if done right, as you probably know, so how would you like to have those very same fluids left behind on your bed? Major, major YDI and her parents absolutely rock.

That is actually a stroke of evil genius from her mother. Instead of leaving you with a moment of embarrassment by having you frog march out of the house, she's prolonged it by keeping you in her presence, where you will likely have to make eye contact and civil conversation while knowing that she knows. I'm guessing that the reason OP and his partner might have decided to do it in her parents' bed is perhaps she only has a single, while her parents have a double? (Not saying that it's impossible to do it in a single, but y'know). Still, lesson learned: next time, don't borrow someone else's bed.

It could've ended worse...

Aw, that's cute

I feel like that's one of the most disrespectful things you could do. I'm happy they forced you to stay and I hope they made it horribly uncomfortable for you :)

If it was my daughter when she's older(she's 4 now), I would insist on the suitor staying. You not going to **** my daughter and run out. I wouldn't want either of them thinking that sex was the point of intimacy.

... And this is an FML how? More like **** her mom's life for having a couple of nastiest do the nasty in her bed. Poor you that her mom is nice and is giving you a chance.

how's eating homemade food a bad thing? I think you got off lucky actually.