Meet the parents

By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford

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Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML
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team_hale 11

Does your girlfriend like not have a bed or something

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Feklfekl2222 32

Why her parents bed, I mean really. What if you left evidence? (If you hadn't got caught anyway) besides you're shagging their daughter the least you can do is get to know them a little.

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Ashgb757 5

You should of made some excuse do you could get the **** out of that creepy situation

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itscomplicated15 6

I get all the "**** on the parents bed" vibe, even though it's not my thing. But, OP, be more careful next time, man :) And remember: still had sex AND got a free meal haha

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HollyQuinn 21

Why do people like doing it in their parents beds?!

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Tripartita 44

I have know clue, especially when you consider that people's parents probably like doing it there too. Is is some sort of Freudian or competitive thing? Is there any non-creepy way to look at it?

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Tripartita 44

*no Gotta love typos with more letters than the correct spelling.

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Talonshere 14

My comment was just useless, please disregard the idiocy.

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Badkarma4u 17

It's a passive agressive slap in the face and churlish.

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ThatGirl26 12

I've done that before but not because that's where we wanted to do it,my boyfriend and I were staying at my moms and she made us sleep in her bed and we ..we started dirty talking and it just happened, we felt terrible afterwards but now can laugh about it

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fantasyworld 37

Why were you having sex in her parent's bed?

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Badkarma4u 17

That was super disrespectful of your tramp ass girlfriend. I bet her parents felt ashamed that they raised such a shitty person.

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Eliiara 11

I think you should take a look at yourself :/

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cocainewhore 30

Why are you only criticising the girlfriend? It's just as much the OP's fault, if not more since it wasn't even his house. Way to be a dick.

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writerchic85 25

Doing one stupid thing doesn't make you a tramp or a shitty person.

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TeacherTeacher 11

and the Parents of the Year Award goes to...

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kristadc 20

Why would you do it in someone else's bed? That's disgusting, especially without their permission..

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Reider022 16

"hey mom and dad would you mind if me and .. go ahead and bang in your bed tonight?"

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RedPillSucks 31

sure, hun... the condoms are under the bed and the ***** is in the nightstand drawer. you can do him while he's doing you, equality and all...

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Jason89 16

so you had sex and dinner? sounds like a win win to me

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ThrottleJockey 35

I know I get hungry after a good roll in the hay.

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